With the Christmas season being
celebrated under the ‘new normal’, I do wonder what Santa and his elves have
made of all this. So, I have a few questions:
Has every child been placed on the
‘nice list’ this year?
Have the presents been quarantined for
72 hours before the drop?
How will the reindeer take to their
blue plastic overhooves and will they still be able to keep traction on the
roof?
How big a sign do we need to remind
Santa to sanitise his hands before and after the present drop? (probably a
large one).
Will Santa’s face covering match his
outfit?
Will Santa’s belt notch drop a few from
his socially distanced fireside buffet?
Will we need to disinfect the chimney
after use? (with only bathroom wipes).
Answers on a hermetically sealed
postcard to Deckywriting.
Have a great and safe Christmas,
whoever you celebrate it with.
HaHa,
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